Date: Tue, 10 Aug 1999 16:56:12 -0000
From: Cat
To: Wicked Witch
Cc:
Subject: assignation city

Oh My God.

You’ll be pleased to know that I have lost none of my old talents: although some people have not been so lucky (that was a dirty joke – although you won’t know why). Let's just say that 'two minutes' is right on the money.

I’ll tell you about it when we get back, but it’s a fucking killer blow. I wonder if I can put it to use with a certain someone I know. heh heh heh

I feel like an evil mastermind. Something out of a cheesy seventies thriller, coming out of the past to wreak my revenge. Except I’m having way too much fun doing this. Evil. Evil girl. Ya hah ahaha!

We’re got Harry’s frigging mumbo jumbo tonight… ought to be good for a laugh: Tom in antlers – the prat. Have a good run around: see if I can scare the life out of the little mouse. Get drunk, and scream at the sky.

You really should have come, you know. You’d love it.

Cat.